I would like to update you on a recent invention of mine. I finally figured out a way to reduce shark attacks with out harming humans and more importantly sharks. It uses a solar powered camera that sends out tiny vibration every time a shark is spotted near a swimming area, these vibrations repel the sharks without harming them. I presented this idea on the popular TV show Shark Tank (ironic right!) The entrepreneurs on the TV show absolutely loved the idea and gave me 3 billion dollars to add to my already large endowment. The president of KSAFO (keep sharks alive forever organization) was so impressed by my invention that he gratuitously created an effigy in my honor. After many weeks of protracted negotiations, my new invention is now being made mandatory to have on every beach in the USA! I am very happy to inform you that the nets formerly used to keep sharks away from the beaches will be excised from use and made illegal. As many of you may know sharks are never dormant, they must always be moving in order to allow oxygen into their gills. If a shark were to stop moving they would suffer from severe atrophy and eventually death. Many sharks got stuck in the nets and died due to lack of oxygen.
Thank you for all the support through my journey!
Peace Love Sharks
-Ezra Waters
Thank you for all the support through my journey!
Peace Love Sharks
-Ezra Waters
Fantastic idea! I am an entrepreneur myself and it brings me great joy to hear about other entrepreneurs who have invented great things! Maybe we can find a way to put both our amazing brains together and come up with a joint idea! Even though I hate sharks and wouldn't mind if they became extinct I think this is a fantastic idea!!!!!!!!!
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